How to survive in a horror film?

1. Strange lights rarely foreshadow happy event.
2. If your company has decided poveselitsya at midnight in an abandoned house on the outskirts of the city, not taschites with them. If all goes couple, but you do not have a partner - sitting at home and teach lessons!
3. If you have to go outside the company and discovered that the house built on the site of a former cemetery and the former tenants left the mind, suicide, died in the horrific torture, necrophilia or engage in Satanism - to claim his feet!
4. If you run late, and you many never go to the party together or separately. In doing so, keep away from the graves, tombs, sklepov, mausoleums.
5. Never go down in the basement, especially if the lights suddenly harvested.
6. If you are running away from the monster, be prepared for what you stumble and fall at least twice.
If you stumble more time, then - you're a woman.
7. If you're a woman, do not remove any clothing. You are safe until you begin to undress; Man'jaki kill only or half-naked young girls.
8. If you pursued in high-rise building, it makes no sense to run naveph. Below pposche dobpatsya to the streets.
9. If the room is ostpye ppedmety, you have been saved! Vpag necessarily natknetsya them!
10. If you pursues stapy izupodovanny zombies, pepeydite races with at least a bystpy step. This is ppavilo, enough to otopvatsya of ppesledovaniya.
If you pobezhite struggles, a monster slowly waddling up to you, it will still move quickly enough to catch up with you.
11. If ppotiv vampipa not help holy water and kpest, means that some of tpeh unreal.
12. Happavlyaya gun on manyaka, kotopy chepez minute will kill you, stpelyayte do not hesitate!
13. If you have a gun did broke, postapaytes that he fell closer and you will be able to reach out to his finger.
14. For the second before a maniac shot at you, it kills your panenny tovapisch. And umpet himself.
15. Pre pripasayte silver bullets and aspen number, in case your friends start to behave abnormally, for example, hiss, thirst of blood, eyes sparkle, accrete wool, etc.
16. If you have killed the monster, do not come immediately to him to see in reverse and die.
17. If you have a scenario there are children who are turning to you in Latin or any other language, which does not need to know, but their voices are not similar to their own - to immediately shoot them. Eventually this will bring you much less disorder.
Note: Perhaps one bullet will not be enough.
18. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Elm Street, Transylvania, the Bermuda Triangle or any small town in the state of Maine (so help you God time to learn it).
19. If you still come in strange city and not see anyone on the streets, it is possible that this is not so easy. Understand hint and go away.
20. If you have gasoline ended the night in the dead unfamiliar place, not knocking at nearby abandoned house, hoping to find a phone.
21. Beware of strangers if they are kept in the hands: a chain saw, hammer, garden shears, electric knives, lawn mowers, gazosvarku, soldering iron, circular saw, or any device built from components derived from your deceased friends.
22. N / laugh over the dead and do not touch them.
23. If a meteor crashes nearby, away from the city.
24. If you went to a local church to seek help or refuge, and see that a crucifix hanged upside down, do not resent - carefully turn and come out as quieter.
25. On those who come to your aid, usually immediately nabrasyvaetsya monster, so it is not particularly rely on them. Stay for a while in the shade, and then jumps through their razodrannye in tatters body Flee, Flee!
26. If you have nowhere to flee, postapaytes do all of those killed monsters kontpolny vystpel in the head. Otherwise, it may happen vtopaya sepiya.
27. If you are lucky, and you're one of those who actually managed to stay alive after the end of the movie, never, HIKOGDA not to participate in the continuation. Otherwise, you will kill in the first five minutes.